Some of my recent pieces from my gothic “Beauty and the Beast” retelling 🥀
Tag: misc


I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.
This is the best thing in my life
@setepenre-set there’s MORE
OMG THIS IS FANTASTIC.
oh my god I want to go to this aquarium.

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” – Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” – Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” – Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” – A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” – A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” – A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” – Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” – Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” – A cheerful smiling face





















